I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
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