i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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