This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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