i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
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