That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
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