Welp...herpes.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
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You. Win. At. Life.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I think a kid would responsible me up
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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