no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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