toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
So here I am, sexting at work.
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