"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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