So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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