I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
My dick has a subreddit
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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