and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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