I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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