WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
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