THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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