its not stalking. its research.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
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