whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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