That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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