Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
God I need to hump something, right now.
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