is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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