So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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