I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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