Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
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