I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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