I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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