I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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