normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
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