Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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