it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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