I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
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