what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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