idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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