i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Randomize
