Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
We're like a lot better than the average bears
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I currently don't understand fingers.
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