Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Why can't burritos get me drunk
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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