Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Text me some of your sweat
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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