Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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