Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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