TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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