I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
operation have a gay friend backfired
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I'm both gender and math confused
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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