I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Randomize
