Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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