I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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