6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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