we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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