You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
They have beer where we have blood.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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