no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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