I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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