is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Randomize
