Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
You ruined the universe
Randomize
