Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
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