I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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