wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Randomize