i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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